Score: 8

"Not bad..."

submission: The Crow: Retribution

date: April 21, 2008

I picked up the Crow connection fairly quick... Too bad this wasn't T-Bird's nightmare and was added into the movie... woulda scared the tee-total sh!t outta him...

Score: 10

"Whoa..."

submission: The Final Task

date: April 21, 2008

Holy shit... That was frakking brilliant!! Top-notch stuff!

Score: 9

"Boobs, butt, and no brains!!"

submission: You are a F*cking Moron1

date: November 28, 2006

Finally, Simpson gets lampooned for all the right reasons!! She's the only woman on the planet where if you stand her in a wind tunnel, her head will WHISTLE!! XD

Score: 10

"INCREDIBLE!!"

submission: Star Wars::Kompressor

date: November 22, 2006

AWESOME!! Just frakking AWESOME!! :)

Score: 9

"Thoroughly awesome..."

submission: Heroes of Cybertron

date: November 22, 2006

Saying "Simply the best Transformers fanfilm ever released" just doesn't cut it. This has to be one of the finest tributes I've EVER seen, animated or otherwise. Absolutely amazing!! ;)

Score: 9

"Puppy's one liners..."

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 13

date: November 22, 2006

Damn... Puppy's got one-liners galore in this one!! My favorite one is "I'm Puppykin Skyfucker. Cock-loose and lawsuit-free!"

Dave, keep cracking my ass up with the RAB, and you'll never get BLAMMED by me!! XD

Score: 9

"JUST LOVED IT!!"

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 11

date: November 16, 2006

Great story, love the mix of Rammstein and KISS... brilliant!! Keep the RAB's comin', Dave!! You frickin' ROCK!!!

Score: 10

"Excellently done."

submission: 9/11: Mad World

date: September 14, 2006

Excellently done. I gave you low marks on humor, interactivity, and violence because: A) This wasn't a humorous event, B) No interactivity was needed, and C) This was a tribute so I'm glad you weren't violent. I'm a 9/11 survivor, and I remember these events
as vividly now 5 years later as if they happened only yesterday. I'm proud that you treated this event with the reverence it needed.

Very well done.

Score: 9

"Very nicely done."

submission: We are America 9-11-2001

date: February 16, 2006

This struck me as yet another painful reminder of a day that I cannot nor will not ever forget. As a person who still bears physical scars of that day (I had a piece of Tower 2 take off a chunk of my ass as it fell), I strongly urge all of America to NEVER FORGET. DON'T LET THE BASTARDS WIN. And for those who think that "this 9/11 stuff is getting old", I hope you never have something like this happen at YOUR house. Then we'll see how old it gets.

Score: 10

"Very nicely done!"

submission: StripBowl!

date: August 20, 2005

Very nicely done! The girl looks great... Her motions are well executed. Maybe for your next effort, you could experiment with different body types, and maye get a little more explicit? ;)